Yesterday started out great. Went Christmas shopping at The Cupboard downtown.
Saw beautiful decorative reindeer. Bought impulsively for self along with gifts for others.
Convicted at car of frivolous spending. Marched right back in and returned said reindeer.
Started driving toward home. Thought through numerous lists in head. Reminisced about family and friends in Texas.
Ran right through stop sign.
Right next to police officer.
Pulled over in Safeway parking lot. Had major estrogen rush. Bawled like an idiot in front of said officer.
Got really mad that he observed me bawling like an idiot and so bawled some more.
Received ticket that cost 4 times as much as reindeer.
Do not --as of yet-- plan to frame ticket to include in Christmas decor. (It's pink.)
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